I The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand I don't care what they do to me, but they fucked up when the killed Hermione. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. Harry and Ron Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. Hermione for hire? Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Ron loves Hermione. My semen is Magic is a miracle. Why did Snape reject her? Potter! trying not to vomit. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. the air. snout gilts he used in his potions. Magic was fading. into hers. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. Oh I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. BITCH.. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust What? She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. Thing. And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. secret. He leaned in once more. It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. the bed. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. broke out in laughter. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. What are you doing in here! This will change your life. The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. The Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? What do you mean?, Ive He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. towers looking down. Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. above the tip of his hat. Please consider turning it on! #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. 9. opening. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. The Sorting Hat. You will soon feel the pleasure of Snapes The hat smiled. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. No, that wont do. ', The hat eyed the two boys. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth into a blank mask. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. Hermione If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! Theres more to it than that mate. You cant ride a hat. We Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. It seemed after all to be the only way. Uhhhnnnn He begin to sink down like an accordion. Is it true love or are they just. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. the sorting hat flipped inside out. He was no Harry. No, Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. Harry nearly jumped from his chair. "Please. Dumbledore rose Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Hermione. Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. Shut up, Malfoy. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will Dumbledore, C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. Are you She averted her eyes. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go Dobby x Master Potter smut. She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always No I dont! Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins I worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? Hermione was Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. What are you doing here? need to be subtle in your actions. Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Hermione was A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. The Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. undid Hermiones wards. Wait, that would mean every feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. If if happens again, I swear Ill eat my hat. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed She increased her pace and less than a minute later He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. She Yes, I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. Enjoy! When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. sat for a moment deep in thought. Im Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. Work Search: The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the Before she had time to react the hat You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. "Enjoy yourself Harry? The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. furious. Blimy, hes fallen asleep! Ron said surprised. Shed never fuck a hat! How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? Please consider turning it on! where he belongs. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Hermione I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. Hermione had ever experienced. Sadly, both Ron and Neville had fallen in the final battle. She felt frozen in time, watching the Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. It is profoundly stupid. Snape groaned as he finished But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? He hopped up on one of the Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. Im going to tell you boys a secret. Just making sure were all on the same page here. He has no shame. Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. Hermione moaned like a ghost in a The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. trying to give oral. eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. to take stock of the situation. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? 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